A lipstick to the head of trepidation

After a workday, nothing better than put a skinny leather suit, grab some guns, a katana and blow some animal-like angels who think that can rule the world.

Yeah, Bayonetta is a hell of a witch. With so much sense of humor and sexist jokes, she may win your heart in a heartbeat. A glimpse of her and you are jaw dropped.

Like her male counterpart, Dante, she kicks the ass of some giant “angels” and you just get more and more turned up to beat all of them.

The music, oh the music, such a different soundtrack. Makes a good contrast with the enemies design, the environment and even with the witch.

I’d probably be buying the sequel, even if this meaning buy a whole new video-game system just for one game. Damn those business strategies.

I think a witch just made some witchcraft with me.

Santa tartaruga!

One of my childhood beloved heroes are back!

I couldn’t expect less from they and they proved I was right. Except the fact that April wasn’t a redhead, all things from the past were there.

One thing that I really liked is that they didn’t make this a child-oriented movie. It’s way more focused in the action. The downhill fight is stunning.

Talking about stunning things, what can I say about the motherfucker-badass-ultimate-evil-from-hell Shredder??? They made a fantastic work on him. Almost invincible.

After the movie, only a pizza from Pizza Hut could end flawlessly the session.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

The badassbles

A movie with 2 gigatons of tnt and testosterone is what you get. All the most cliche scenes from a classic action movie is here and still you feel like it’s a fresh piece.

Movie one was like “here we go, let’s take the shit we’ve done in the past and put here”. Movie 2 is the “ok we got it, now let’s put some light mood here, some jokes there, increase the action scenes length” and boom! Bull’s eye. The last piece is where you got the felling that “nice, very nice, well this ends well and if they come back, we’ll be here to watch again”.

The newcomers in the last movie were nice, but for me felt like they could do the mission without them. Except for Galgo. Galgo is the best touch they added, so much fun.

It’s a broforce, man, broforce!!!

Expendables 3
Expendables 3

Ape don’t kill Ape

What a nice story about apes and men. You can relate that to the “tribes” we have in the real world. Every tribe has its rules, its ways and no-ways, but we just one individual to mess up everything, only one.

Sounds weird to me apes talking almost like humans, but I imagine that if the movie was made only with “natural” communication between the apes it would be so fucking boring. Maybe it would be like a discovery channel show plus guns and falling towers.

I didn’t watch the other movies, but it’s nice because this is the beginning of everything, so bring it on!

The acting voice for Ceasar is so great, especially after I found out that a guy made it, not a computer.

And those big gorillas with the ass face, those are scary!

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes